Ah beng Jokes

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile No.
Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am so Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have
come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the
TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So
the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be
cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in
the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

20 liao

Ok today is my birthday which is the day my mum suffered in pain 20 years ago while giving birth to mi :)

My days on John little left 3 more days which is this friday - sunday then finally i can rest and slack liao~~

Today i going to share something which can earn money by just doing their search engine...
too bad they are using yahoo instead of powerful google! i think this program has already being around for few years liao ...

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http://www.myhpf.co.uk/apply001.asp?Friend=203697


must wait until at least 20 pound then can take out money , i think i'm still pretty far away .

1 word Cui

This few days in John Little wasn't so hard even though new boss is very attitude toward the staff but heng to us the temp staff :) he wasn't that harsh on us , maybe we are use temporary nia ,things change alot in there , the feel in there was so different from last time, make mi quite uncomfortable but after a few days i think i have adept to it liao . and our result will be releasing on the 16 of this month, can' t wait to see my result !! Good game!

Start work on 9th!

Sunday was the last day of my work in Comex! and my comment are :our days will be better if Nelson wasn't there he's a bit siao siao one lor heng he nv do stupid things on mi or else he sure uplorry :( Hokay ! after a my First job is finally over and this afternoon i head down to marine Square John Little to sign my contract with them , my work start on 9th - 21th and i'm one step closer to my DSLR cam liao.

some gay video