New England Medical Center found out that men who were
instructed to ogle women's breasts daily were found to have lower
cholesterol levels, lower blood pressure, and generally lower
chance of heart attack than a control group of men who did not ogle
women's breasts. Here is what it had to say:
"Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good
for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts
have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine,
"Just
10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female
is roughly equivalent to a
30-minute aerobics work-out" declared
gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.
Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in
Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after
comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were
instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to
refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years,
the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse
rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood
circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing
at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging
in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and
heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the
average man can extend his life four to five years."
